Resume Bloopers To Make You Cry

April 29, 2009 at 2:00 am 1 comment

If you weren’t all too aware of the end result of these bloopers you’d just have to cry laughing (well, even then you can’t help but chuckle a good deal)

I confess just three of my favourites are:

  1. Objective: “I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness.”
  2. Education: “Have repeated courses repeatedly.”
  3. Salary requirements: “The higher the better.”

To read more of what you must NOT write, view the full list here:

They sure make a case for hiring a professional resume writer, don’t they?

Here’s to writing powerful (and accurate) resumes.

Beverley Neil

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  • 1. Donna-Marie  |  May 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

    That’s great Beverley. The scariest part is that these things do actually get written in resumes every day – and it’s one of the quickest ways to make sure you don’t get the job!


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